lately i have been having dreams that wake me up doing funny things. the other day i fell asleep on a plane and woke up whacking my hands against my leg, like i was clubbing an animal or something. the other night i woke up laughing at something i found hysterical.
last night i woke up from a dream in which i was getting ready to write a blog post ostensibly so hilarious, i found it necessary to pry open my laptop and, half-asleep, without my glasses, and in the dark, type myself this reminder for myself in the morning:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg18UDhNCLpXAqNtrq3f-lYvSV1WMnj5a4N8B6PY5m_zJ9FlmaJfx4PVd-knnTiFUb9OMqWRwVG1Kwm6PZT41483KZanbXtrAayzS2Qrf_N1QkY98ZV7U8Vg2wXDBg2ipl3BEEz/s400/Screen+shot+2011-03-25+at+4.21.02+AM.png)
"by the end of his career, Rodney Dangerfield was as sophisticated as Lao Tzu himself"
in my dream, the blog post was going to look like this:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjU2Skv9LgRoMBEeDo0AUW7ZiYboEUGvGQq1SZLXXHBxbCUDHQwsBQ2ji9n-PLuPQk8OVMycszCBsozaSVZznBl8GtttTVdGo2qf7Eo-rXHru1C6c5Y1GzPdnqks1KdphGSnQvc/s400/rodney+dangerfield.jpg)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLEukuFpYPI8UCR_yYGQv1pKxC2nZo1mOtflgK-amWJbsSze8i9d1yPxO_ByZELZyKp2TQwwxFNqb6EFGYQaHelIMeZbSjp9_z2eLxSvR0ytYSb_uFTwpcpTDfxrEUG8uIo_i3/s400/Lao+Tzu.jpg)
my reasoning, in the dream, was that the juxtaposition of the images would be so hilarious, it would be a hit on the interwebs. so, there you go.
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