"Fire is motion / Work is repetition / This is my document / We are all all we've done / We are all all we've done / We are all all we've done / We are all all defenses."

- Cap'N Jazz, "Oh Messy Life," Analphabetapolothology

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

reality bites

theofficeohword:  crabcakes:  Michael: Ok, so dig this. You’re on the street, and one of your gang disses you.Darryl: Oh my goodness.Michael: Yeah. Right. So what do you do to get ‘em to make it right?Darryl: Well, see, um, in the gang world, we use something called fluffy fingers.Michael: What is that?Darryl: That’s when someone really gets in your face, you know you just, start ticklin’ ‘em.Michael: Really?Darryl: Yeah. And he starts tickling you. And pretty soon you laughing and hugging. Before you know it, you’ve forgotten the whole thing. Y’all just go to church together, and get an ice cream cone. Michael: I would have never thought that gangs would be tickling each other.Darryl: Oh, it’s effective.         i’m so glad Michael Scott doesn’t live in south central. i’m pretty sure he’d have been shanked by one of my 6th graders by now.
Michael:
Ok, so dig this. You’re on the street, and one of your gang disses you.
Darryl:
Oh my goodness.
Michael:
Yeah. Right. So what do you do to get ‘em to make it right?
Darryl:
Well, see, um, in the gang world, we use something called fluffy fingers.
Michael:
What is that?
Darryl:
That’s when someone really gets in your face, you know you just, start ticklin’ ‘em.
Michael:
Really?
Darryl:
Yeah. And he starts tickling you. And pretty soon you laughing and hugging. Before you know it, you’ve forgotten the whole thing. Y’all just go to church together, and get an ice cream cone.
Michael:
I would have never thought that gangs would be tickling each other.
Darryl:
Oh, it’s effective.

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i’m so glad Michael Scott doesn’t live in south central. i’m pretty sure he’d have been shanked by one of my 6th graders by now.

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