"Fire is motion / Work is repetition / This is my document / We are all all we've done / We are all all we've done / We are all all we've done / We are all all defenses."

- Cap'N Jazz, "Oh Messy Life," Analphabetapolothology

Saturday, July 12, 2008

wtf moment #239

this was me on thursday evening, ~10 pm PST, in my dorm room on the LMU campus (click to enlarge):

(the last/first one reads: "i haven't slept >4 hours in 5 fucking days and they're going to blast music right outside my door and try to convince me it's a party?!
OH HELL NO!!!!!")


vital stats:
cumulative sleep for the past week/ 5 days: 7 hours
number of lesson plans to write: 2 (1 final, 1 rough)
number of visual aid posters to make: 2
number of assessments and worksheets to create: 3 (1 end-of-class quiz, 1 in-class-note-taking worksheet, 1 mid-term)
number of hours remaining to finish work, try to sleep, shower, throw on some "business casual" and hoof it to the bus: 8
cups of green tea imbibed: 3
physical affect: delirium - in the form of uncoordinated stumbling, slurring of words, sleep-talking and bouts of narcolepsy

= h8s tf@ and their confusing doublespeak. (DON'T TELL ME TO DROP THE LESSON PLAN AND STILL EXPECT IT TO BE FINISHED ON TIME IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME TIME TO SLEEP OR BREATHE!)

fin.
-stef

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