holiday surprises

in a chat with my dear friend Brandon:

(my status: "there's a lumberjack in my backyard...")
Brandon:

1:32 PM please tell me that you ACTUALLY have a lumberjack in your yard?!

me: i do indeed

he just mounted the tree

i'm quite confused

Brandon: oooooh my lord. i want to be there

1:33 PM me: i hope he's not ACTUALLY going to cut down that tree

haha

Brandon: take pictures!! and videos!!!

me: oh dear lord, he just cut down a huge branch

and now he's draggin it away...

Brandon: this sounds intriguing

i'm so confused as to what kind of place you live in now haha

me: i wish i had a camera handy, it seems he's on the ground now and running

i'm really confused...

1:34 PM haha, me too!

this is the best moment ever caught on chat

EVER

Brandon: I think i would have to agree!!

i lumberjack running away with a tree branch!

my house is boring

1:35 PM me: haha

mine is too, 'cept for the occasional visitng lumberjack

how very strange indeed

1:36 PM Brandon: ode to having the occasional visiting lumberjack

that would surely make my heart sing

[15 minutes later]

me: hm.. it sounds as if sawing sounds are coming from the other side of hte house now...

what is going on???!!

is he taking limbs for firewood to sell at the store?

i don't understand...

1:48 PM gasp!! he's ringing the doorbell!

what do i do???

Brandon: maybe he needs to go to the emergency room!

or maybe he wants to seduce you

or give you your own lumber back

there are so many possibilities

1:49 PM you should open the door, take a picture, and then close it real fast

that would weird him out

1:50 PM me: haha! i have a picture!

i shall send it post haste

Brandon: did you answer the door?

me: no, it was the fedex guy

so much activity today...

happy holidays from the land of kentucky,
stephanie